December 2011
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
supursula:
This should be very interesting<3
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response-
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob... →
Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
I’d be like:
and then:
I’d take 23 photos with them and be all happy and then I’d go home and tell all my followers to follow them for finding me. :’)
I cried so many times in 2011.
thatmarchfirst:
holdyourhippogriff:
...
I wish every boy had a friend like this...
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.
i can't believe i just went through this bullshit...
Bye, bye 2011. My advice for 2012? You might have...
i broke my cats toy because the plastic part...
your love was like a loaded gun. you shot me down...
I wonder if anyone stalks my Tumblr...
if so…
hello there .
drop a question in my ask and let’s see where it goes from there
37222) You say bulimia is not real? It's just...
You don’t know what it’s like to hate yourself so badly. To be ashamed. To be afraid. To be jealous. To be alone, alone, alone. You don’t know, and you’ll never know.
i am nothing but a number
Anonymous asked: You know, you are worth something. You're worth everything. You are loved.
SORRY.
Sorry for cutting myself
Sorry for not eating right
Sorry for crying myself to sleep each night
Sorry for being depressed
Sorry for faking a smile
Sorry for pushing you away
Sorry for attempting suicide
Sorry for wanting to die
